Monday, June 8, 2009

Dear Housefly,

In case you missed the memo, you are not a welcome guest in this home. I did not invite you over for dinner, nor do I enjoy the sporadic hum of your buzz buzz while cooking Spaghetti in my "no flies allowed" kitchen. Beware: I would like you to evacuate this house immediately, and am willing to use force if need be (f-l-y-s-w-a-t-e-r ring a bell?). You have been warned.


PS-Tell your friends.


BoldLion said...

We do have a lot of them at work and need to get flyswater. But we can't get them for some reason!

I don't blame you for writing this!

Hungry to eat His Word,
'Guerite ~ BoldLion

Shayna said...

Love it! :)

Anonymous said...

This was a blog with your Dad in mind, right?? I'm thinking the perfect gift for F-Day would be a deluxe model fly that will not just smack it silly but will elicit an enthused "I got it" on the very first swat instead of the 100th!

I've been check the blog every day looking for the new flooring pixs??? Where are they? And, I failed to blog earlier, but Piper looks smashing!

We are off to see OBSESSION (I wonder if it is about flies...ha ha)

Love Mom

Lori said...

Ready for this-- I killed 9 flies in one day this week. I can't decide if it is toddlers holding doors open a little too long when the enter and exit our abode, or if the pesky little creatures have some secret entrance of their own.