Evan: "When I grow up, I'm gonna be a spy."
Bennett: "When I grow up, I'm going to be a dalmatian."
Evan: "Uhhh...Bennett....that's going to be kind of tricky."
"Mom, I have the perfect-est job for you. You should be my room cleaner, because you clean rooms the best." (Just tonight after serving up a delish dinner I was also told I should be a" restaurant maker")
Overheard while playing legos together... Bennett "godzilla'd" whatever Evan was building. Evan said to him "You're fired!"
In a store, Evan had to use the bathroom and asked me where it was...
Me: It's on the other side of the store down that aisle.
Evan: "Whoa, wait...how did you know that? Is it because you're a mommy? Mommy's know everything."
Me: "Yes, yes they do." ;-)
Around St. Patty's day and no doubt learning of mischievous leprechauns in his preschool class...
Evan:"MOM! The leprechauns came while I was sleeping and totally messed up my room, they got stuff EVERYWHERE!"
Me: "Seriously, the leprechauns
made this mess?"
Evan: "Ya...(insert sad sigh)...and they didn't even leave me a coin."
Me: "Bummer."
A few months back, he asked me for a popsicle with this gem on top...
"Momma...can I have a popsicle pleeassseee, because your so pretty(picture cheeky smile)." I hashtaged this one #flatterywillgetyoupopsicles
And for a famous last one-liner...
"Girls are bossy."
Also he calls me his princess all the time, which I have to admit I eat right up. And when I say "his" I mean he always always says "MY princess!" He's the best. :-)
